I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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