why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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