i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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