It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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