that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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