I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've blown a few things in my day
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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