Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
