i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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