i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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