We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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