I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
whose ass print is on the piano?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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