Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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