sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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