Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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