I wish I could teleport
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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