what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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