I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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