I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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