he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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