let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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