For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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