how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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