I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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