How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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