We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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