drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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