you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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