Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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