After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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