Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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