Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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