yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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