Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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