why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
