I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
