I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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