I want to have your abortion
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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