Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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