I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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