why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
