with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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