Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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