he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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