Christians are straight up FREAKS
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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