dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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