How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You ate ashes out of my bong
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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