So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
