Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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