I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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