so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
