how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
