She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Randomize
