I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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