do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i think i have two assholes
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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