If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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